I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
smell my finger.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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