I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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