Duck Duck Cougar?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I need to calm my uterus...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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