his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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