Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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