Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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