you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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