at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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