Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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