I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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