your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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