Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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