Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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