someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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