She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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