it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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