Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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