Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
the raccoons are back...
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