All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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