I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
