I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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