my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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