Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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