There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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