As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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