by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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