new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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