I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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