Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
