Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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