my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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