I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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