what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Randomize
