Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
