The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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