Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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