do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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