He kissed a someone with a penis
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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