I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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