I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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