btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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