Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I still have a little drunk in my system
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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