I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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