This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
only you would photoshop your dick
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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