Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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