It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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