Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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