Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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