Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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