If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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