i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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