two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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