the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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