Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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