just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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