Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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